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Around the word in 10 weeks

01:20 on Monday, November 24, 2003 • 10 responses

I had a lot of trepidation about teaching creative writing in Santa Cruz. I developed a severe allergy to “all-things-writer” during the period in Maine when I focused heavily on creative writing. It’s not that I don’t think writing is a skill—I certainly do.

It’s just that I wish writers wouldn’t call themselves writers. I’ve found that when writers actually cultivate the pride necessary to call themselves writers, they cease being writers and they become talkers. Talkers - about - themselvers.

To put it another way, I really can’t stand hearing writers talk about writing. And in my most jaded moments I just really can’t stand hearing writers talk. Period.

Add to this the absolute contempt I have for all-things-poetry in Santa Cruz. Most of this loathing centers around beat poetry and hippy poetry. I went through a beat poetry phase. Straight through it, in fact. My interest in beat poetry ended the minute I saw beat poetry written down. I couldn’t take beat poetry seriously afterwards.

There’s a “writers’ ethos” out here, perhaps most prevalent amongst undergraduates, which makes revision of one’s writing almost criminal. I had a student once declare that he doesn’t revise because he doesn’t want to “taint the muse”. I told him his muse should attain something more than 4th grade proficiency in English and learn to conjugate verbs other than “to be”.

I no longer consider myself a “creative writer”. I still write things from time to time, mostly character exercises or general ideas for stories (I’m often inspired by the writings of Witold Riedel), but my attentions are spread too thin for someone in graduate school, and writing’s the kind of thing that can suck me in for days on end.

I have to say, though—while it’s been a lot of work, the creative writing class I’m teaching is finishing up, and I’m very proud of the work I’ve done. I give very good feedback (I’m pretty direct), and I’m really encouraged that my students have taken the criticisms so well. Being in a ”hate-free zone”, people in Santa Cruz don’t take any criticism—perhaps especially constructive criticism—too well. Messes up their chakras or something.

In any case, I’m wrapping up one of the best classes I’ve ever taught. Even better—the students are mostly freshmen and sophomores, so I’ll be running into them as they move through the ranks over the next few years. The highlight from this quarter was having three students go from D+ work to B+ work, and they worked their asses off doing it. The low point of the quarter was receiving an email commending me for extending an assignment. The email read (in its entirety):

sweeeeeet!  That’s hella dope!

See, I do good work.

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10 responses

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beerzie boy

Comment posted at 09:51 on Monday, November 24, 2003

He “doesnÕt revise because he doesnÕt want to Òtaint the museÓ???

Writing = revising. Anything else is just a brain dump.

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dave p.

Comment posted at 13:19 on Monday, November 24, 2003

I always considered Witold Riedel’s writing secondary to his art, but I love his art. Ah, to be a good artist and a good writer. That is my dream.

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Scott

Comment posted at 02:50 on Tuesday, November 25, 2003

I would of castigated the student who wrote that email for dropping the capital ‘S’, then turned around and withdrawn the extension.

Therefore I would make a bad teacher.  I do not have the patience whereas you obviously developed such a good rapport with your students they strived to be their best.

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heisenberg

Comment posted at 16:54 on Tuesday, November 25, 2003

Yeah, scott, I’d have neutered that student too, for dropping the capital “S”.  So, Res, it’s criticism you prefer, eh?  Tell the muse-man that Clapton never practices and Goldberg never understood variations so his teacher laid it on.  Eliot said visions and revisions in a context of coffee-spoon measures, but that did not mean shovels full was his aim either.  Can you imagine, … measured out my life in cocaine spoons …  Think of the manual dexterity you would need.  Think of trying to recall any of it.  Oh, yeah, forty-two spoons yesterday/I think/more-or-less/I lost count … I lost yesterday, that was some day last week, where did I set thatspoon …

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inspoetica

Comment posted at 02:43 on Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Um, dude, like, there is no spoon.

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heisenberg

Comment posted at 10:31 on Wednesday, November 26, 2003

No spoon?  No justice.  No compassion.  Just Ashcroft who could not win an election against a dead man, and Bush, who had to go all the way to the Supreme Court to do so.

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Blake

Comment posted at 17:06 on Wednesday, November 26, 2003

Taint the muse? Blow me. If your writing stinks, do something about it. As for teaching, I have nothing but respect for ya. I’ve come to an appreciation of any and all teachers. Why? I’m starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel called school. Among my options once I graduate is a low-level teaching position in some graphic design department somewhere. But the thought of teaching? Scares me silly. Then again, if I received an email from one of my students reading “Hella dope!” I’d probably gush with pride.

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resonance

Comment posted at 14:13 on Monday, December 01, 2003

I’m with Beerzie. Writing=revising. Writing without revising=drafting. I don’t submit drafts, and nor should my students.

I take my teaching very seriously, and as such, I take my students seriously. To put it another way, I think highly of them until they direct me to think otherwise.

I have a controversial policy on my course syllabi which states that I stop reading their papers after 3 grammar or spelling errors and return their papers with no grade. About half of the students ignore my warning, and sure enough, half of the first papers go back ungraded.

A funny thing then happens. I no longer have to worry about marking grammar or spelling errors for the remainder of the quarter. This has shown me that students are perfectly capable of good grammar and relatively clean prose, but that for some inexplicable reason they feel entitled to laziness at the beginning of the quarter. I can only hope I spare future teachers the tedium of marking up papers for grammar which should have been learned in the 10th grade.

All this policy allows me to do is comment more on their content rather than their English.

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heisenberg

Comment posted at 08:16 on Tuesday, December 02, 2003

Res, two quick questions:  Is grade inflation still prominent?  Do you have to deal with whining pre-meds?

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brainiac

Comment posted at 17:51 on Sunday, March 21, 2004

Scott, if I may offer an observation of your English, there isn’t such a phrase as “would of.” It’s “would have.” Sigh.  Another graduate of the CA public school system.

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